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Hexed to Fred & George Weasley [14 Apr 2008|02:50pm]
Look I know that it's weird that I'm
This is quite awkward, but

I need something that will annoy the shit out of someone for a good 24 hours.

Please don't tell anyone I Don't tell anyone I asked. Pl Please.
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[06 Apr 2008|09:22pm]
Today has been an AWFUL DAY.

First the cat had to fall in the toilet while I was shaving and it startled me and I cut my face and I dropped the razor in surprise and it sliced open my foot and now I have this huge gash down my left cheek and it's so unsightly. But I don't trust anyone's healing charms around here so I'm waiting for someone competent to arrive. That doesn't mean you, Meaghan, so don't even.

But if anyone I'm not completely sick of wants to go out tonight, I'm game. Even though it's Sund Because I deserve need it. I'm serious.
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[09 Mar 2008|10:56pm]
I found the one I want. This one's mine and I don't care how many people want it because it is my flat. I took a picture:



I know it doesn't look like much now but wait until we throw out all Gid's furniture and buy new stuff that doesn't look like it came straight from budget Scandinavian stores like 'Idea' or whatever it's called. And there are a lot of rooms, so we don't have to climb over Orsino's bed to use the piano or put the baby in a glorified storage closet. Why didn't we move out sooner, I mean whose idea was it to stay here for five bloody years. Our landlord even says the flat's meant for two persons and possibly a small cat. I am not a small cat!

Acoustics would sound brilliant too. And it's close to Hyde Park, though now we're close to the West End and I'm not sure I want theatre people running about but then again it'll be easier to get to a show or back from a show if someone's completely smashed afterhand. Not that we've even had that many concerts lately and it's probably the fault of all these children. Why are there so many children cropping up these days, the population census thing supposedly says the number of births is declining but I'm not seeing it. I'm bored. Is it someone's birthday soon?
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[16 Feb 2008|04:14pm]
Meaghan )
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[13 Feb 2008|10:59pm]
DONNIE, CHECK YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE.

I lost count after 16 but it took us a while to get the harmonies right, GO ON CHECK, IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SONG and you need to get over there and appreciate it.
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[08 Feb 2008|07:08pm]
Angelina )

Orsino I just don't think I'm ready. It's been five years, and longer for you, and it needs us it's like betrayal and I can't do it. I can deal with the hippies, I can. We'll just ignore them or put up repelling charms or barbed wire. And the glitter that's ingrained into the carpet forever - well I don't mind it as much as I say I do, and I don't really trip over the stereo wires every morning even though they run in front of my door and the holes in the walls aren't that ugly, they've got character. And it's only really too small because we're overindulged Europeans who've never lived in one-room shacks or cardboard boxes like in India or wherever and at least we have enough to eat, so there.
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[24 Jan 2008|06:08pm]
Three points of interest today.

1. What the hell is that thing. It looks like a giant hairball, or maybe Moe's version of a winter coat. In any case, someone please get rid of it.

2. There are hippies moving in across the street. I can tell they're hippies, just look at the long hair on the father. He's got his shirt unbuttoned down to there too, which is not only disgusting but completely inappropriate because it is January and I don't care how much chest hair you have protecting you, it's indecent and I'd call the police if it were actually against the law, which if you thin

ONE OF THEM IS CROSSING THE STREET. Where the hell is the phone, he's approaching my car YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU STAY AWAY FROM IT YOU LITTLE PIECE OF BECAUSE IT'S MINE AND YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO

What is the world coming to.

3. Isn't there some kind of interview next week? Can I call in sick? I believe I'm developing a case of acute viral nasopharyngitis but it won't manifest itself until then, like.
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